COLLECTIONS

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  Certified Stupid

  These products legally classify as “what the hell is this?”

  Certified Stupid

• Clothes??

  They’re wearable. They’re questionable. They’re Clothes??

  Clothes??

  They’re wearable. They’re questionable. They’re Clothes??

• Decor & Deception

  Home goods that confuse guests and disappoint loved ones.

  Decor & Deception

  Home goods that confuse guests and disappoint loved ones.

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  Home page

  Home page

• Kitchen-ish

  Culinary contraptions so dumb, Gordon Ramsay might actually cry.

  Kitchen-ish

  Culinary contraptions so dumb, Gordon Ramsay might actually cry.

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  Mind Games

  Prank your friends, confuse your family, ruin a holiday — all for...

  Mind Games

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  Outdoor Delusions

  Technically “camping gear,” legally questionable, spiritually lost.

  Outdoor Delusions

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  Tactical Nonsense

  Gear that sounds military, works civilian, and makes absolutely no strategic sense.

  Tactical Nonsense

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  Techless Tech

  “Innovations” from a timeline where progress took a wrong turn.

  Techless Tech