This isn’t your nephew’s pool toy. This is a fully automatic, battery-powered blast cannon engineered for one purpose: absolute aquatic dominance. Press the trigger. Feel the rumble. Regret nothing.
Whether you're defending your backyard BBQ, starting a passive-aggressive war with the neighbor’s kids, or just compensating for something—you’ll be the last one dry (and the first one arrested if you take this to the wrong park).
Shoots powerful, pressurized water jets up to 30 ft
USB-rechargeable because it’s the future
Holds enough water to make your enemies question their life choices
Looks just threatening enough to get you kicked out of public fountains
Warning: This thing slaps. Do not aim at eyes, pets, or boomers.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for wet pants, broken alliances, or turf wars.
Packing list: 1* Water Gun Toy
If you think you're bad at adult-ing, its probably because you don't have water fights inside your house at midnight on a random Tuesday, just saying.
