Lighter-Shaped Bottle Opener

Congratulations. You've just found the worst bottle opener on the internet.

It’s a metal lighter that doesn’t light anything. It also doesn’t have a bottle opener. But technically, and we do mean barely, you can still open a bottle with it. You know, like how you do it with a normal lighter. But worse.

• No flame. Because we didn’t even try.
• No opener. That’s your job, champ.
• 100% metal. Feels solid. Just like your decision-making.
• Pocket-sized disappointment. Impress absolutely no one.

Perfect for parties, terrible gift exchanges, or confusing your dad.

Usage Instructions:

1. Hold it like a real lighter.

2. Pry the cap off your beer like a wild animal.

3. Pretend it was cool.

4. Repeat until someone hands you a real bottle opener.